The Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt is the piece every other piece answers to

Friends who ask where to begin with That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup get sent to the Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt. The cloth used here is 6.5 oz 100% organic cotton, which is a clear step up from the thin jersey most graphic tees get printed on, and that difference registers the second you pick one That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup up. The cut is relaxed rather than slim and the signature jumbo screen prints land front and back, so the shirt hangs off the shoulder instead of clinging to the chest and reads from both sides when you walk past somebody. The first thing long-time buyers of alocs clothing check on any piece is the yellow woven label stitched at the hem, that band of yellow. This style fits true to size according to the brand’s own product copy, and that matters more than it sounds, because not every tee here is cut the same way. It sits at about $150 at the brand’s own store as of September 2026, and streetwear prices move constantly, so treat that as a snapshot.

The graphic tees, under their actual names

Graphic tees at that same core price make up most of the cough syrup shirts on offer, and the names are half the reason people collect them. The rail runs to the A.L.O.C.S. T-Shirt, the Warning T-Shirt, King Of The Kill, Drankenstein and Juicebusters, along with Big Pharma, Cough Syrup Scream, Paralysis, Rib Cage, ALOCS Smoke and the Cough Syrup Scary Movie T-Shirt. Lower down the page come Po Up, Rosary, Man Down, Death Row, Land Of the Sippers, The Last Pint, Love At First Sip, the Wok Is Dead T-Shirt, the Promethazine Tour T-Shirt and the Dodger T-shirt. King Of The Kill, Drankenstein and Juicebusters are built to one spec sheet: 100% cotton, jumbo screenprint hits front and back, the yellow woven label, and a fit the brand calls true to size. The Warning T-Shirt arrives as a 100% organic cotton short sleeve that also runs true to size, though the brand adds that you should consider sizing up for an oversized look. The Paralysis T-Shirt is described as handmade in Los Angeles, showing a stencil-style treatment and a rough print on a relaxed body. Promethazine Tour and The Last Pint are titles that play on the phrase the brand is built from, which refers to promethazine-codeine cough syrup, known as lean; the brand runs its own banner reading “! PLEASE DO NOT SIP DRANK AND SHOOT FIREARMS !” and then gets back to selling clothes.

Their own lane for the lightweight, cropped cuts

Two tees behave differently enough to deserve their own paragraph: the Wok Is Dead T-Shirt and the Promethazine Tour T-Shirt. Lightweight cotton jersey in a wide-fit, cropped tee is the published description on both, the opposite of the heavy classic body in almost every respect. A rinse gives them a comfortable vintage feel, and the artwork is a water based screen print front and back rather than a thick plastic-feeling hit. Rare enough here to be worth using, the published flat measurements on these two run small at 20 inches by 17.5 inches, medium 21.5 by 19, large 23 by 20.5, taken as width by length. 20 inches wide by 17.5 long is short by ordinary standards, so hold those against a tee you already own. This style runs small, the brand states outright, and it asks you to order one to two sizes bigger than your regular size for a relaxed fit. Price-wise there is no difference, about $150 at the brand’s own store as of September 2026.

The lighter end of the rail, and the women’s cuts

Not every piece with the logo on it costs what the flagship tee costs, and that surprises people who know the brand only from resale chatter. Roughly $48 to $100 is the band on the women’s side for the lighter pieces, which covers crop tops, tank tops and bodysuits rather than the full heavyweight body. A genuinely different fabric from the 6.5 oz organic cotton on the classic, 100% combed cotton is what tanks and crop tops are published as. The Cough Syrup measuring line side print turns up on some tanks, a nod to a dosage line and one of the quieter graphics in the lineup. A Kids Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt also exists at about $60, the cheapest route into the classic artwork. If you have been bouncing off the $150 figure while searching an awful lot of cough syrup shirt should open this part of the catalogue first, and expect these prices to shift with drops and sales.

A glance across the whole tee range

The table below pulls together what the brand actually publishes for each tee, not what forums assume. The prices here are what the brand’s own store showed as of September 2026, and they change with each drop. The material column carries only what the brand states itself, and that is why some rows are thinner. Because no single global rule exists here, the fit notes are per-product guidance rather than one blanket rule. Wherever the brand publishes nothing about the fabric, I have said so rather than filling the gap with a guess. Read it as a shortlist and then open the product page, because that is where the one useful fit sentence lives.

Model What it costs Cloth Fit note
Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt about $150 6.5 oz, 100% organic cotton Relaxed, true to size
Warning T-Shirt about $150 100% organic cotton True to size; size up for oversized
King Of The Kill, Drankenstein, Juicebusters roughly $150 apiece 100% cotton, jumbo screenprint True to size
Wok Is Dead, Promethazine Tour roughly $150 apiece Lightweight cotton jersey, rinsed Wide-fit cropped; runs small, go 1 to 2 sizes up
Paralysis T-Shirt around $150 Handmade in Los Angeles, stencil-style print Relaxed body with a rough finish
A.L.O.C.S. T-Shirt roughly $150 as listed Not separately listed Check the product page note
Dodger T-shirt about $150 or so Not separately listed True to size per the brand
Kids Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt around $60 Not separately stated Kids sizing, 2/3 to 8
Women’s tanks and crop tops about $48 to $100 100% combed cotton, as published Lighter weight, closer cut

How these tees actually fit on a body

No one rule covers this range, and people who pretend otherwise end up reselling a tee they wore once. True to size is what gets published for most of the range, including the classic, the Warning tee and the King Of The Kill, Drankenstein and Juicebusters group. Because the classic body is described as relaxed, true to size already means room through the chest and a print that sits flat rather than stretched. On top of that, the Warning tee adds the option of going up one if you want a lower hem and a wider sleeve, which is the look most people are after. The two lightweight cropped styles follow, and they run small and ask for one to two sizes up, so a medium in the classic might be a large or extra large in Wok Is Dead. Across the apparel range, sizes go from extra small up to 3XL depending on style, though the deeper sizes are not on every product. It is worth saying plainly that the brand publishes no global size chart and no washing instructions, so per-product notes and those flat measurements are all you get.

Picking the one you will really wear

Learn how the 6.5 oz body wears first: buy the classic in your normal size for a first piece, before spending on anything cut unusually. The cropped lightweight tees give you another silhouette for the same money if you own one already and want something different rather than something similar, provided you respect the sizing note. Shop by name if graphics matter more than cut to you, since Drankenstein, Rib Cage and Cough Syrup Scary Movie pull from the horror side while Big Pharma and Promethazine Tour lean on medical wordplay. Check the yellow woven label whatever you pick, check the product name against the brand’s own catalogue, and check the price against real levels, because a $45 tee carrying this artwork is not coming from the label. One of a dozen ways people type the name into a search bar is Thats awful lot of cough syrup, and plenty of those searches land on stores with no connection to the brand. The brand’s own online store and its Los Angeles locations at 7669 Melrose Ave and 312 W 5th St, plus 5410 Almeda Rd in Houston, are where it sells, and roughly two in five size variants sit sold out at any moment. Because prices, colorways and availability shift drop by drop, check the live listing on the day you buy rather than trusting any guide, including this one.